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<div data-xtcontainer="container" class="xt_container"> </div> <style type="text/css"> #xt_auth_container { position: static; display: inline; display: inline-block; text-align: right; margin: 3px 0; padding: 0; width: 100%; height: auto; border: none; } .xt_auth_view { position: static; display: inline; display: inline-block; text-align: right; margin: 0; padding: 0; width: auto; height auto; border: none; } .xt_auth_action { text-align: left; position: static; display: inline; zoom: 1; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top; margin: 0 5px 0 0; padding: 0 5px; height: 20px; width: auto; border: none; -webkit-border-radius: 3px; -moz-border-radius: 3px; -o-border-radius: 3px; border-radius: 3px; background-color: #2e2e2e; background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.4); !background-color: #2e2e2e; font: 600 12px/20px "Helvetica Neue","HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; text-decoration: none; -webkit-text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.08); -moz-text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.08); -o-text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.08); text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.08); color: #fff; -webkit-user-select: none; } .xt_auth_action > * { vertical-align: top; } .xt_auth_action:hover { background-color: #1f1f1f; background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.6); } .xt_auth_action:link, .xt_auth_action:visited, .xt_auth_action:active, .xt_auth_action:hover { text-decoration: none; color: #fff; } .xt_auth_icon, .xt_auth_avatar { position: static; display: inline; display: inline-block; width: 13px; height: 13px; margin: 3px 1px 0 0; padding: 0; vertical-align: top; border: 0; } .xt_auth_icon { background-image: url(http://xtgem.com/images/authbar/auth_sprite_v2.png); margin-right: 0; } .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_icon { background-size: 103px; /* margin: 4px 2px 0 0; */ } /* join & subscribe */ .xt_auth_join .xt_auth_icon, .xt_auth_subscribe .xt_auth_icon { background-position: -92px 13px; } /* inbox */ .xt_auth_inbox .xt_auth_icon { background-position: -78px 13px; } /* rate */ .xt_auth_rate .xt_auth_icon { background-position: 0 14px; } /* unrate */ .xt_auth_unrate .xt_auth_icon { background-position: -13px 14px; } /* star */ .xt_auth_star .xt_auth_icon { background-position: -26px 13px; } /* unstar */ .xt_auth_unstar .xt_auth_icon { background-position: -39px 13px; } /* repost */ .xt_auth_repost .xt_auth_icon { background-position: -52px 12px; margin-top: 4px; } /* reposted */ .xt_auth_reposted .xt_auth_icon { background-position: -65px 12px; margin-top: 4px; } /* join & subscribe */ .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_join .xt_auth_icon, .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_subscribe .xt_auth_icon { background-position: 11px 0.5px; width: 12px; } /* inbox */ .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_inbox .xt_auth_icon { background-position: 25px 1px; } /* rate */ .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_rate .xt_auth_icon { background-position: 0 0; } /* unrate */ .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_unrate .xt_auth_icon { background-position: -13px 0; } /* star */ .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_star .xt_auth_icon { background-position: 77px 0; } /* unstar */ .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_unstar .xt_auth_icon { background-position: 64px 0; } /* repost */ .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_repost .xt_auth_icon { background-position: 51px 1px; margin: 3px 0 0 0; } /* reposted */ .xt_auth_icon_enchanted .xt_auth_reposted .xt_auth_icon { background-position: 39px 1px; margin: 3px 0 0 0; } /* hidding */ .xt_auth_unstar, .xt_auth_unsubscribe, .xt_auth_unrate { display: none; } .xt_auth_action_star_active .xt_auth_unstar, .xt_auth_action_rate_active .xt_auth_unrate, .xt_auth_action_subscribe_active .xt_auth_unsubscribe { display: inline-block; } .xt_auth_action_star_active .xt_auth_star, .xt_auth_action_rate_active .xt_auth_rate, .xt_auth_action_subscribe_active .xt_auth_subscribe { display: none; } #xt_auth_container { position: fixed; } html { padding-top: 20px; } #xt_auth_container { top: 0; left: 0; } #xt_auth_container, .xt_auth_view, .xt_auth_icon, .xt_auth_avatar { max-height: none !important; max-width: none !important; min-width: none !important; min-width: none !important; opacity: 1 !important; text-indent: 0 !important; visibility:visible !important; } </style><div id='xt_auth_container'><div class='xt_auth_view xt_auth_not_logged'><a href='https://xtgem.com/auth/login?redir=VjFkTGJuQXpiRU5KTUhOd1NrdHpTRkpVVDFCSE1EbERTekJ6VVVzeGJVMVNNR3h4Umt0UFdGVXdZVWxVYkQwOQ%3D%3D&s=VjFkSGFrSldPVkZMZG0xeFRYcHRXRVpVUzBKVWRqMDk%3D&is_a=0&is_f=0&via=New+authbar' target='_parent' class='xt_auth_action xt_auth_login'>Log in</a></div></div> <script type="text/javascript"> (function () { var doc = document; var body = doc.body; var xhr_done_auth = true; doc.addEventListener ? 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