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- Một ông nhà giàu mắc bệnh về não, bác sĩ nói: - Chỉ có thay óc thì ông mới sống được. Có 3 lựa chọn, thứ nhất là óc của một nhà vật lý, giá 48.000 USD. Thứ hai là óc của một giáo sư đại học, giá 500.000 USD. Cuối cùng là óc của một bộ trưởng, giá 2,4 triệu USD. - Tại sao óc của quan chức lại đắt thế? - Vì nó còn gần như mới.
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