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- Vợ đưa chồng đi khám bệnh,khi khám xong xem sổ y bạ thấy có chữ BT, liền hỏi bác sỹ: - Bác sỹ ơi, BT là gì ạ?. Bác sỹ trả lời: - Là bình thường, thưa chị. Ít lâu sau chị lại đưa chồng đi khám và khi xem sổ y bạ cũng thấy ghi BT, chị phấn khởi đưa chồng về, về đến nhà hai ngày sau anh chồng ra đi vĩnh viễn. Chị vợ bực lắm trở lại bệnh viên và hỏi vị bác sỹ nọ: - Rõ ràng bác sỹ ghi BT, thếmà tại sao chồng tôi chết nhanh thế? Bác sỹ điềm nhiên trả lời: - BT lần sau tôi ghi có nghĩa là bó tay chị ạ.
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