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- Một chàng cao bồi lần đầu tiên đến New York và nhìn thấy chiếc máy xem bói, trông nó giống như một tủ điện thoại công cộng. Anh ta vào cabin và thả đồng xu, máy in ra tờ giấy như sau: - Anh tên là John Bill, cao 1,85 m và cân nặng 105 kg. Anh 23 tuổi và chuẩn bị đi chuyến tàu 8h30. Anh sắp cóhạn lớn! Anh chàng nọ còn đang kinh ngạc thì một người đàn ông da đỏ bước đến, ông ta cũng cả quyết rằng trò này không thể tin được. Hai vị khách thử trao đổi mũvà quần áo cho nhau để lừacái máy. John Bill lại đặt một đồng xu và đứng vào cabin,tờ giấy được in ra như sau: - Anh vẫn là John Bill, cao 1,85 m, nặng 105 kg và 23 tuổi, nhưng hiện nay anh đã: - Lỡ chuyến tàu 8h30. - Bị mất bộ quần áo cùng vítiền và khẩu súng rulô. - Bị lây bệnh ghẻ của hắn.
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